Heidi Ho's No J.Lo

TMZ reported yesterday that Heidi Montag's ring has been confirmed to not be a giant pink diamond, but rather a "lavender, lemon amethyst" surrounded by tiny diamonds that retails for $2,890. This really seals it for me. While LC does get a really emo attitude about all this and at least half of this fight is probably fake, Heidi's trashy boyfriend and fake tits put me on Lauren's side from the beginning. Now that she's got a fake ring, there's no argument. It's one thing to have an amethyst ring and admit it - it's another to pretend it's a J.Lo-esque massive rock. No word yet on whether the boob job was actually done in a back alley with some balloons and a Super Soaker.

Evangeline, Willy

So Evangeline Lilly and boytoy Dominic Monaghan were strolling along in Hawaii this weekend....and Dominic decided to erm, toy with his boy.

I mean, it didn't make any sense before Dominic was a public itcher that he snagged Evangeline. But now? Seriously. I know you can't tell from this pic, but most of you know Evangeline is quite the little hottie, and Dominic Monaghan is literally a hobbit. Here's my theory on this relationship - one night on the set of Lost things got a little out of hand with a bottle of MacGutcheons and Dominic gave Evangeline a bad case of le herpez. And you can't exactly go spreading that around in Hollywood - unless you're Paris Hilton, and I'm pretty sure Joe Francis and all the other guys she sleeps with are immune to STDs by now due to overexposure.

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Nicole Richie makes my day

According to Us Weekly, Nicole Richie was rushed to the hospital Friday after a hectic shooting schedule for The Simple Life. The star reportedly started to feel faint and dizzy after 20 hours of shooting. Reports say they were filming until 2:00am the night before and Richie skipped breakfast that morning. Richie is back at work after being quickly released from the hospital.

While this may not have been the funnest experience of Nicole's life....they're filming The Simple Life again!! I'm stoked. I know it's sad, but I'm addicted to watching self-obsessed celebs fuck up, intentionally or otherwise, functioning as normal human beings. Maybe that's why I started this site. Hrmmm....

First and foremost

So this is it. My new subject of virtual obsession and blaspheming from others. Seriously, stick around for my opinions - which you clearly have a reason to care about - on celebs and their clothes, cars, activities and lives in general. I'm a 21-year old blonde with a chihuahua, so you should clearly trust me.